i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I party with great urgency now.
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