My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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