If i come over, it means nothing
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Randomize