WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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