I want to make a zoo with you.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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