He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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