"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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