Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
