I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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