We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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