So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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