why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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