mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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