Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
