playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You don't make any sense
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