Have you finally orgasmed yet?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
