Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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