It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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