Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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