It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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