He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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