bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
