then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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