Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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