So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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