Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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