fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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