Buhtt sex?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
its liver damage thursday
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