For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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