He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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