I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
