but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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