Porn is love you can see.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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