let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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