uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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