Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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