And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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