also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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