another moral hangover. fuck.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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