I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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