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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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