You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
soo... how was my night?
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