It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
