Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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