grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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