me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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