sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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