Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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