Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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