Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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