Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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