sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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