Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
